Q: What goes up and down at the same time but doesn't move?
A: The stairs
Q: What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're all through with it?
A: Charcoal
Q: I drive men mad for love of me, easily beaten, never free?
A: Gold
Q: Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any R's?
A: That
Q: Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
A: Because the students are bright
Q: How do you spell candy in two letters?
A: C and Y. C (and) y
Q: What are the science teacher's favourite states?
A: Solid, liquid and gas. The states of all matter
Q: What is bigger than an grey elephant yet, weight nothing. What is it?
A: The elephant shadow
Q: What starts with 'P' ends with 'E' and has many letters?
A: Post office
Q: How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
A: One brick
