Q: Where can happiness always be found?
A: In the dictionary
Q: When is the doctor the most annoyed?
A: When he is out of patients
Q: Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?
A: Because it has no point
Q: You can't see me but I see you. To be more specific, I see through. What am I?
A: X-ray
Q: What part of London is in France?
A: The letter 'N'
Q: What is the first thing a gardener sets in her/his garden?
A: Her / His foot
Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the cook?
A: Because he's beating the egg
Q: Why was the photographer arrested?
A: He shot his customer and blew them up
Q: Always in you, sometimes on you, if I surrender you I can kill you. What am I?
A: Water
Q: What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?
A: Chocolate bars
