Q: What did the tree wear to the pool?
A: Swim trunks
Q: Where do you take a sick boat?
A: To the dock
Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: Graaaaaains !
Q: Where does the smart butter go?
A: On the honour roll
Q: What is a cheerleader's favourite cereal?
A: Cheerio's
Q: Where can you learn to make an ice cream?
A: In sundae school
Q: Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
A: Because his player had the perfect pitch
Q: Where do baby ghost's go while their parents work?
A: To day-scare
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: I'm not shore
