A student and the head teacher

A student and the head teacher in a school.

Set the scene: Recently, a school in a small village has been vandalised,

this is a big deal as the village is so small and everyone knows each other…

The vandal as yet to be caught & a warrant has been put out for his/ her arrest…

Student: Have you heard about the vandalism that has just took place in the school Sir?

Head teacher: Yea (he replies) what an awful thing to do!

Student: I think I know who’s done it!

Head teacher: Who!?

Student: Joe

Head teacher: Joe who?

Student: Joe mama!!!

The student gets expelled