A Man and Smart Witty Beggar

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.

Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50.

“Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.

“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”


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Two Beggars in London

Two beggars in London. Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London.

Habib begs just as long as Ali does but only gets £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib asks Ali, “I work as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’

Ali says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Habib’s sign reads, “I have no job, a wife, and 6 kids to support.

Ali says no wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says, “So what does your sign say?’

Ali shows his sign to Habib. It reads,

“I only need another £10 to move back to my country.’


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