A new man is brought into a prison cell with a cellmate who is already 100 years old. The new cellmate asks the old man his story. 

The old con says, “You look at me, I’m old and worn out, but if you can believe it, I used to live the life of Riley. 

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat and four luxury cars, dated the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants around the world.”

The new man asks, “What happened?”

“Riley finally realized his credit cards were missing.”