Q: Why is Russia such a vast country?
A: Because the people are always Russian
Q: Why did king Arthur have a round table?
A: So no one could corner him
Q: Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
A: Because it kept using fowl language
Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
A: Pickle it gently
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meatball
Q: What did one slug say to the other slug?
A: I'll get you next slime
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It felt crummy
Q: What did the balloon say to the pin?
A: Hi, buster
Q: How did the beaver get online?
A: He logged on
Q: What let's you walk through walls?
A: Doors
