Kiss And Slap

Kiss And Slap 1 - Kiss And Slap - Joke

In a train compartment, there were four companions – A Project Manager, his team member, an old woman, and her young daughter. Then, there comes a tunnel and the train goes through a dark tunnel. Suddenly there comes a smooching sound and then a slap !!!

The train comes out of the tunnel…
The women and the assistant are sitting there looking completely baffled. The manager is bending over holding his face, which is Red apparently from a slap. All of them stay diplomatic and no-one says anything…

The old woman is thinking :

These managers are all crazy after girls. They must have kissed my daughter in the darkness. Very proper that she slapped him…

The young girl is thinking :

The manager should have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got smacked…

The manager is thinking :

Damn it… My junior should have kissed the girl. She might have thought that it was me and slapped me…

Now guess what the assistant is thinking…

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If this train goes through another tunnel I am going to make another kissing sound and slap my manager once more…
The idiot keeps harassing me in the office…!!