Q: I am so fast you can't see me, though everyone see straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?
A: A blink of an eye
Q: Why does a dragon sleep all day?
A: So it can hung knights
Q: Why was miss cow sad?
A: Her boyfriend was in a bullfight
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam
Q: A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose or the corn at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?
A: Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done
Q: I am three digit number. My ten's digit is five more than my one's digit. My hundred digit is eight less than my ten's digit. What number am I?
A: Number 194
Q: Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
A: It has a spring in it
Q: What is weightless, visible to the naked eye and when you put it in a barrel of water it will make the barrel lighter in weight?
A: A hole
Q: I am a tick, I am usually black or white, you will find me many clothing, people think I am cool. What am I?
A: The Nike symbol
Q: I am round or oval, I can be light or dark. You can cut me in pieces. What am I?
A: A potato
Q: What is pink and can think?
A: Brain
Q: A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them, right turn! About turn! Left turn! Which direction are they now facing?
A: East. A right turn is 90 degree, an about turn is 180 degree and a left turn is also 90 degree, therefore, the soldier are now facing east
Q: A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout. What are we?
A: Your nose
Q: What do elves do after school?
A: Gnome work
Q: Why do witches buy magazines?
A: They like to read the horroscopes
Q: In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
A: In Noah's ark
Q: When are boys like bears?
A: When bare-footed
Q: A slender eye, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
A: A needle
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants
Q: Who is a painstaking man?
A: The dentist
Q: What is the highest public building in your city?
A: The library has the most stories
Q: A queen has twin by caesarean section so it's impossible to tell who was born first, now the twin are adult and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid while the other highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler. Why?
A: He is a male
Q: Sally, Lisa, and Bernadette are triplets but sally and Lisa share something that Bernadette does not. What is it?
A: The letter 'N' in their names
