Dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in his right hand and a quarter in his left. He then asks the boy, “Which one do you want?” The boy takes the quarter and leaves the shop. The barber chuckles and tells his customer, “Didn’t I tell you, that kid is really dumb. Even after so many years, he still has not learnt to take the dollar.”

Sometime later, the customer sees the kid having an ice-cream outside. He walks up to him and asks, “Hey son, I don’t think you are dumb. How come you have never picked a dollar?”

The kid answers, “Because, the day I take the dollar, the game is over.”