Pedro’s Secretary Serves a Surprise Twist

Pedro gets a New Secretary.

He faces a volley of rapid-fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.

Dora (Pedro’s wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?”

Pedro: Didn’t quite notice.”

Dora: “What colour are her eyes?”

Pedro: Haven’t had the time to check.”

Dora: “What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?”

Pedro: Not a clue in the world.”

Dora: “Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick?

Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.

Dora: “How does she dress?”

Pedro: “Very quickly”

Pedro’s funeral is tomorrow.