Little James is at a horse auction with his father.
He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside.
After a few minutes, little James asks,
“Dad, why are you doing that?”
Nodding, his father replies,
“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision.”
Little James looks worried.
Finally, he says,
“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
