A young American tourist

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle.

At the end of the tour, the guide asks her how she enjoyed it.

She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark, cobwebby rooms and passages.

“Don’t worry,” says the guide, “I’ve never seen a ghost all the time I’ve been here.”

“How long is that?” asks the girl.

“About three hundred years…”