A Witty Text Exchange Between Husband And Wife

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

WIFE : “Honey, please don’t forget to buy bread when you’re coming home from work and lest I forget… Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”

HUSBAND : Who is Elizabeth?

WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

HUSBAND : But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw me!

WIFE : What! Where are you?

Husband : Near the neighbourhood bakery.

WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE : I’m at the bakery, where are you?


I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home..