Christmas Dad Jokes to Entertain your Family

These hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes, including knock-knocks, silly puns, and one-liners will keep your family and friends laughing all season long.

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Dad jokes are the gift that keeps on giving so let's get in the holiday spirit and share these (sometimes groan-worthy) jokes with the whole family.

Christmas Dad Jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults

  • Did you hear about the ski trip? It started off fine but went downhill fast.
  • What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
  • Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He's got a green thumb.
  • What's a sheep's favorite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad.
  • Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken.
  • What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You need to lighten up.
  • Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
  • Did you hear about the snowman prom? It was a snowball.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
  • Did you hear about the angry snowman? It had a meltdown.
  • What did Santa say to the comedian? You sleigh me.
  • How do you invite Santa to a party? You request his presents.
  • What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song? “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

  • What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
  • Where do gingerbread men sleep? On cookie sheets.
  • Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They keep dropping their needles.
  • Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt.
  • Did you hear about Rudolph’s rollercoaster ride? He held on for deer life.
  • How do you wish a dog Merry Christmas? Feliz Navi-dog.
  • What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
  • What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y.
  • Why do birds fly south for Christmas? It’s too far to walk.
  • What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings!
  • Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks.

  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
  • What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
  • What did the cop say when he a snowman stealing? Freeze!
  • What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast.
  • What do you call festive ducks? Christmas quackers.
  • Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They have snowcaps.
  • Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks.
  • What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
  • Why is it always cold on Christmas? Because it’s in Decem-burr.
  • How did the snowman pay for his groceries? With cold cash.
  • What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  • What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

Christmas knock-knock jokes

  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open the presents until Christmas.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus, duh!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys finally Christmas.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you askin’ Santa for Christmas?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? This is snow time for telling Christmas jokes.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.