These hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes, including knock-knocks, silly puns, and one-liners will keep your family and friends laughing all season long.
Dad jokes are the gift that keeps on giving so let's get in the holiday spirit and share these (sometimes groan-worthy) jokes with the whole family.
Christmas Dad Jokes
Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults
- Did you hear about the ski trip? It started off fine but went downhill fast.
- What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
- Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He's got a green thumb.
- What's a sheep's favorite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad.
- Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken.
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You need to lighten up.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
- Did you hear about the snowman prom? It was a snowball.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
- Did you hear about the angry snowman? It had a meltdown.
- What did Santa say to the comedian? You sleigh me.
- How do you invite Santa to a party? You request his presents.
- What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song? “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
- Where do gingerbread men sleep? On cookie sheets.
- Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They keep dropping their needles.
- Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt.
- Did you hear about Rudolph’s rollercoaster ride? He held on for deer life.
- How do you wish a dog Merry Christmas? Feliz Navi-dog.
- What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
- What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y.
- Why do birds fly south for Christmas? It’s too far to walk.
- What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas? Seasonings greetings!
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
- What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
- What did the cop say when he a snowman stealing? Freeze!
- What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast.
- What do you call festive ducks? Christmas quackers.
- Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They have snowcaps.
- Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks.
- What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
- Why is it always cold on Christmas? Because it’s in Decem-burr.
- How did the snowman pay for his groceries? With cold cash.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
Christmas knock-knock jokes
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open the presents until Christmas.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus, duh!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys finally Christmas.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you askin’ Santa for Christmas?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? This is snow time for telling Christmas jokes.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
