An Elderly Lady Went To Court For Shoplifting

“Six,” she answered, wondering what he would ask that for.

Okay. Well, I’m going to give you six days of jail, since there were six peaches in the can, okay?

“Does that sound fair to you?”

“Yes, Your Honor. I suppose it does.”

“Your Honor!” her husband piped up.

“I thought you should also know… she also stole a can of peas…”