A Woman Sees A Beautiful Parrot For Sale

A woman walks into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot for sale.

She asks the store owner how much it costs and he tells her,

“It’s $1,000 because it can talk.”

The woman is impressed and decides to buy the parrot.

She takes it home and shows it to her husband.

“Look, honey,” she says,

“we have a talking parrot!”

The husband looks at the parrot and says,

“That’s nice, but what’s for dinner?”

The woman is disappointed and tells the parrot,

“You’re not as special as I thought you were.”

The parrot looks back at her and says,

“Well, you’re not as good of a cook as I thought you were!”