A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration, please.
” Lawyer says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.
” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.
” Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?” Cop says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!” Lawyer says, “If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration.
” Cop says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.” At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving shite out of the lawyer and says: “DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?”
