Two Old Guys

Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”

“What do you mean?” asked Walt.

“Well,” replied Ray. “I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever.”

“I don’t understand?” Walt said.

“Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she would get these terrible headaches. Now that we are older, she hasn’t had a headache in years.”