Frank and John left the bar

Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up.

After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.

John, the passenger screamed, “Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s face there!”

Frank, the driver sped up, but the old man’s face stayed in the window.

John rolled his window down part way and scared out of his wits, said, “What do you want?”

The old man softly replied, “You got any tobacco?”

John handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, “Step on it,” to the Frank, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later we calmed down and started laughing again.

Frank said, “I don’t know what happened, but don’t worry we’re doing 80 now.”

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

“There he is again,” John yelled.

He rolled down the window and shakily said, “Yes?”

“Do you have a light?” the old man quietly asked.

John threw a lighter out the window, saying, “Step on it!”

We were flooring it and going about 100 miles an hour, trying’ to forget what we had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

“Oh my God! He’s back!” John rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, “WHAT NOW?”

The old man gently replied,

“You want some help getting out of the mud?”