A man just bought a new Ferrari, and he decides to take it out for a spin.
As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road that he’s driving.
He suddenly notices a police car is behind him with his lights flashing and siren wailing.
The man floors he gas petal and takes off. A few moments in the speedy chase, the man thinks,
“What the hell am I doing? This isn’t worth going to jail!” He pulls over, and the cop approaches the car.
“Listen, we both know that you were speeding. My shift is over in 5 minutes and if I write you a ticket, there’s going to be paperwork that I don’t want to do.
If you can give me one good reason as to why you’re speeding, I’ll let you go.
” The man thinks for a moment and says,
“Well officer, just recently my wife decided to run off with a police officer and when you were chasing me,
I thought you were bringing her back
