Cheating On Your Husband

A husband & wife are talking.

Husband: “How many times have you cheated on me?”

Wife: “Only twice.”

Husband: “Tell me about them.”

Wife: “Remember when you were very sick, and we didn’t have money to pay for the doctor? Well, I slept with him.”

Husband: “That’s not so bad; and the other?”

Wife: “Remember when you were running in the elections, and you needed 450 votes?”