Johnny Was Talking About Whales

A little Johnny was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

Little Johnny stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little Johnny said,

‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.

The teacher asked,

‘What if Jonah went to hell?’

The little Johnny replied,

‘Then you ask him’.