A Father Asked His 10 Year Old Son Johnny

A father asked his 10-year-old son, little Johnny if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” the little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

“Promise me you won’t tell me.”

Confused, the father asked what was wrong

“Oh, dad,” the boy sobbed,

“when I was 6 I got the “there’s no Santa” speech.

At 7, I got the “there’s no Easter Bunny” speech.

When I was 8, you hit me with the

“there’s no tooth fairy” speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don’t really f.ck, I’ll have nothing left to live for.